Only a serial killer would eat one Thin Mint. It’s a sleeve or none at all, people.
— Elizabeth Reaser (@reasereaser) February 25, 2019
who’s the chef behind girl scout cookies is it guy fieri
— James (@CaucasianJames) January 25, 2019
If you haven’t found Samoa crumbs in your bra is it even Girl Scout cookie season?
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) February 23, 2018
Who I DON’T want to marry is someone who sees a table full of Girl Scout Cookies for sale and thinks we only need one box. No we need two boxes of each flavor and an extra box of Samoas to eat on the way home
— Mason Hendricks (@_masonhendricks) February 1, 2018
Just spent five minutes trying to plug my charger into a box of thin mints
— sara (@SomthinBoutSara) April 6, 2014
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