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11.
wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to seriously be exactly the same
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) March 16, 2020
12.
My therapist: your OCD is irrational
The government: you must wash your hands 19 times a day or your dad will die
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) March 15, 2020
13.
If you MUST leave your home for supplies, please be courteous and wear an eccentric outfit to signal which genre of apocalyptic character you are:
– opulent slum queen
– cyberpunk biker
– an old man known only as “Doc”
– jumpsuited drone
– earth tones, with a vest— Jenny Nicholson don’t talk to me about Sonic (@JennyENicholson) March 15, 2020
14.
quarantine has rly shown me that i am, at all times, simply waiting to eat my next meal
— stella (@stellaboonshoft) March 16, 2020
15.
PUT THEM BACK https://t.co/yPKA3KXMxe
— Shannon/S.A. Chakraborty (@SAChakrabooks) March 18, 2020
16.
in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020
17.
in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
— Magdalena Paz (@magdalenapaz22) March 16, 2020
18.
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don’t know what to do about her.
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020
19.
been masturbating so much I started faking orgasms just to keep my own confidence up
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 17, 2020
20.
When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine: pic.twitter.com/WG7XH5mvH3
— (@KwaniALunis) March 20, 2020