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i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married
— kat (@ratmobbs) March 31, 2020
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I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 1, 2020
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Help I have been texted by 700 cows pic.twitter.com/YACujtEJHY
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) March 31, 2020
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Through the drive thru speaker: would you like to try the chicken club
Me: [ imagining chickens getting down on the dance floor ] hell yes I would
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) March 28, 2020
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I don’t know what made me believe that I could win this contest pic.twitter.com/Ra47hB0QWQ
— Char’ (@Itu_MIM_) April 2, 2020
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Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario
— Clara, from 6 feet away (@ramencult) March 28, 2020
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im bisexual but men are on thin ice
— sean (@shopfencing) April 1, 2020
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Every straight relationship https://t.co/gw321a1GJ9
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 3, 2020