Hey, great job making it through another week in one piece (or however many pieces you’re in right now). You probably need a break and a laugh too. We’ve got you. These are some of the funniest tweets tweeted by women this week. So take a deep breath, sip that pumpkin spice latte, and enjoy.
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https://twitter.com/DitzMcGeee/status/1168956278317752322
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INMATE: What got you in here?
MS. FRIZZLE: *takes a long drag from cigarette* I accidentally unshrunk a bus from inside a kid.
— Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) September 5, 2019
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MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
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Is it possible to be Moe, Larry AND Curly? pic.twitter.com/1cg3GtlAuD
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/bummermaid/status/1169107318748790784
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https://twitter.com/iicywifey/status/1145350450545217537
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when i haven't done any actual work but i still tell everyone that i had a productive day https://t.co/aqv9Wa7dhB
— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) September 6, 2019