You did it! You made it to the end of another week. To celebrate we did what we always do, which is collect the funniest tweets from women we could find and slap them all together list-style so you can just sit back and enjoy. Go ahead and treat yourself as you kiss summer 2019 goodbye and say hello to autumn 2019. You’ve earned it! (Or not, who cares.)
1.
There is no heterosexual reason as to why Velma would know that sound is what Daphne makes. https://t.co/lIklLxPLuG
— Let Yuji Itadori Be Happy Club (@kylaTea) August 29, 2019
2.
Accidentally used the dog's shampoo today, and I'm feeling like such a good girl.
— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) August 26, 2019
3.
My Target receipts
pic.twitter.com/pbSitTCj4n— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) August 27, 2019
4.
every time I step in sephora I get a new insecurity I’ve never heard of. oh this cream makes my skin less loud? oh holy shit. oh thank god
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) August 17, 2019
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every guy in 2019 after u sleep w them pic.twitter.com/M1hMUWNoC6
— mary beth (@marybethbarone) August 27, 2019
6.
Meeting your boyfriend's ex pic.twitter.com/SeDyU5uuHR
— Anya Volz (@AnyaVolz) August 24, 2019
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"I literally didn't see your text until just now" pic.twitter.com/UNTfAHkgVA
— Maddie Connors (@personallyrich) August 29, 2019
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My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m
— Sonya whewwwwwHuber (@sonyahuber) August 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1167142350562500610
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Doing my part to help out pic.twitter.com/26VjFy4VAD
— cal? (@cal_gif) August 28, 2019