Whew, what a week! Thankfully it’s over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. To mark the end of the week, we collected the funniest tweets from women and put them all in one list so you could enjoy them too. Go ahead and reward yourself, you’ll thank us later. (Or not, who cares.)
Me when a guy says he regularly goes to therapy pic.twitter.com/oEszluNhJj
— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) August 19, 2019
She was on a break https://t.co/W3sihPUWFF
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 20, 2019
You should be able to twist the bottom of the pringles can to bring the chips to the top like a chapstick
— ᴀᴠᴀ (@gIorifys) August 17, 2019
Seems unfair that never in my life have I sat next to a hot person on a plane and yet every person who’s ever sat next to me has.
— claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) August 21, 2019
Me to my friends: do not settle, be brave, ask for what you want!!!
Me as the waitress brings out the wrong order: looks perfect
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 17, 2019
[hushed voice] they DO move in herds https://t.co/RuEjeMM7DT
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) August 20, 2019
never asking her for a loan again pic.twitter.com/c5Xbf3NOWF
— aida (@shutupaida) August 16, 2019
1: Think you gotta keep her iced, you don’t.
2: Think shes gonna spend your cash, she won’t.
3: Think she wanna drive your Benz, she don't.
4: If she wanna floss, she got her own.
5: Even if you were broke, her love don't cost a thing. https://t.co/MWmpi2k10Y
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) August 20, 2019
men hitting on a painting pic.twitter.com/QW9BUpeYP5
— Kitty Wenham (@kittywenham) August 19, 2019
Me: I'll just do it this weekend.
Also me: It's the weekend. I should relax. I'll just do it next week.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 18, 2019