Summer 2019 is officially Hot Girl Summer, but not everyone can get it together to make their dreams a reality. These 19 ladies failed to live their best lives during the hottest months of the year, but at least we all get to laugh along with them. Oh well, there’s always next year.
1. The girl from the viral TikTok meme
Me on the dance floor with my friends at 2am when I really just want tacos and my bed.
— Fraternity Gent (@fratinfl) July 23, 2019
2. This woman, whose sheets are still in mint condition
My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old.
Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older than that.
Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine.
I’m going to need an ambulance.
— Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla) July 14, 2019
3. This world traveler
Guys I’m in Spain. The s is silent .
— aamirah (@Aamirah_salie) July 2, 2019
4. This lovelorn lady
These are the “dms” I get from guys pic.twitter.com/moerfZu2QF
— Sara G Guerra (@saragabguerra) July 1, 2019
5. This late-night launderer
“could a depressed person do THIS?” she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago
— spooky_emma (@spicy_emma) June 23, 2019
6. This seagull victim
This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/N601vpQ41h
— Alicia Jessop (@RulingSports) June 7, 2019
7. This curious Caillou fan
Him: She’s probably texting another guy rn
Me @ 12am not being able to fall asleep and bored with literally no one to text whatsoever: pic.twitter.com/ImIw1m9Bzl
— Natalie Ziesmer (@NatalieZiesmer) June 15, 2019
8. This stiff chick
Horny for someone to crack every bone in my entire body
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) June 13, 2019
9. This girlfriend who stranded herself on the toilet
the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit pic.twitter.com/jI35CmmWRE
— nicole (@NTBnicole13) August 3, 2019
10. This Buzz Lightyear double
So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this. pic.twitter.com/f6SLyH2F33
— Emily Baumgartner (@embaummy) July 10, 2019