Ruin My Week
Alcoholic seltzers have been around for a few years now without truly catching on, but now it seems that millennials’ love for fizzy water and getting drunk has finally overflowed and spilled everywhere. Specifically, everyone is freaking out about White Claw hard seltzer.
1. Spawned by a funny video about White Claw posted by YouTuber Trevor Wallace, a torrent of White Claw memes and tweets have been pouring forth.
*drinks White Claw once* pic.twitter.com/L7w8Dny4MV
— Trevor Wallace (@TrevWall) June 26, 2019
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NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAW #whiteclaw pic.twitter.com/Sw8Z0DnQNp
— Toast (@McToastToast) July 31, 2019
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4. Many of the jokes anoint White Claw as the holy beverage of millennial culture. Or millennial-hipster-upper-class-douchebag culture. Take your pick.
I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy whiteclaw pic.twitter.com/MufqGiafcG
— Thicc-fil-a (@cubanocrisis) July 30, 2019
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Millennial Jesus turned seltzer into White Claw.
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 1, 2019
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A Whiteclaw in one hand, a fully charged juul in the other, a Chainsmokers song coming out of my airpods. My heart is full.
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) August 1, 2019
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class of 23 advice! a well balanced diet is key to academic success so don’t forget your food pyramid!
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/ adderal
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/ white claw
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/ juul pods
-———————-— The Black Sheep (@TheBlackSheep99) July 28, 2019
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White Claw is the vaping of drinking.
— Ryan Danley (@IsRidiculous) July 30, 2019
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11. Many are insisting that Hot Girl Summer is over and White Claw Summer has taken its place which…OK?
a stranger yelled “white claw summer!” to me across the pool. as much as i wanted to be all “i don’t know you” i had to raise my lime claw and agree that it is indeed, white claw summer
— Harry Lyles Jr. (@harrylylesjr) July 27, 2019
