Millennials are the most educated, overworked, and underappreciated generation. We get blamed for killing baby boomer cultural touchstones, ripping apart the social fabric, and spending too much time on our phones. It’s not fair, but “not fair” is something the generation that came of age during the Great Recession is used to. Thankfully, millennials are great at celebrating—and making fun of—ourselves, and that’s just what these funny millennial tweets are all about.
You see, far from being the entitled, self-centered, empty generation boomers make us out to be, millennials are actually very caring and have a rich culture all of our own. It might not be much, and a lot of it is transmitted through memes, but it’s ours. Ladies and gentlemen, let these funny millennial tweets be your guide to millennial culture.
1. Millennials take pride in victories, no matter how small…
2. Or how they measure up to the struggles of our ancestors
My grandparents at 30: Holocaust survivors, married w/3 kids.
Me at 30: I can't believe Postmates is down and I have go out in public with my stupid face and interact with humans.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 11, 2018
3. We never take more than we need (or in most cases can afford)…
4. But still know the value of self-care
millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd shit that makes you happy as the world falls apart around you
— Nash (@Nasharchy) September 17, 2017
5. Which we need because we ignore our health
Millennial culture is not being able to afford to go to the doctor for your increased blood pressure due to all the sodium you consumed because you can only afford to eat ramen
— Admiral Snaccbar, Esq. (@SimplySnaccbar) July 3, 2019
6. We’re also socially isolated…
This is Millennial culture pic.twitter.com/YAw5hUB5At
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) January 10, 2018
7. But still take care of strangers…
Idk who made the original, but I am proud of my edits. pic.twitter.com/xuQROU6BuE
— Tom Bellino (@tombellino) August 22, 2018
8. And our friends
Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich.
— Amber Williams (@Ambaaargh) June 28, 2019
9. We never speak on the phone unless forced
Millennial culture is when your friend actually calls you on your actual phone and the first words out of your mouth are, "Are you ok?"
— dr elmyra (@elmyra) September 22, 2018
10. And never EVER check voicemail
Changing my office voicemail to say the following: "
"Hi, I'm a millennial. I'll never check this so please just email me, pretty please."
— Sheila Liming (@seeshespeak) September 21, 2018
11. Millennials make funny memes and tweets about everything…
Is this peak millennial/Being in your 20's culture pic.twitter.com/Qh6LigmYuh
— Delaney Gaelen (@Thunnnder) July 2, 2019
12. But not racist things
"This generation can't take a joke"
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
13. We make sex as weird as possible
millennial culture is preferring to say a phrase like “hammerspank my hog” instead of “masturbate”
— bad boy (@badboychadhoy) June 27, 2019
14. And yes that means eating ass
plz stop calling Gen Zers ‘millennials’! Millennials don’t eat TIDE PODS we eat freaking avocados and ass.
— sarah rose (@1SarahRose) February 28, 2018
15. We get WAY too into astrology
millennial culture is texting your mom “what TIME was i born?”
— andrew núñez (@andrew_nunez) July 1, 2019
16. And—FINE—we like drinking flavored seltzer. WE DESERVE IT.
I just thought “what would happen if I put la croix in my oil diffuser” and I think I’ve just reached peak millennial
— Caleb Tolin (@calebtolin) June 29, 2019
is this gay milennial culture pic.twitter.com/z9xQDDcYPS
— cattleman obscura (@rodeogothic) March 27, 2018
Hug a millennial today, friends.