Hey, great job making it through another week in one piece (or however many pieces you’re in right now). You probably need a break and a laugh too. We’ve got you. These are some of the funniest tweets tweeted by women this week. So take a deep breath, sip that pumpkin spice latte, and enjoy.
the book I ordered from Ikea arrived! pic.twitter.com/dDjUfaHozn
— Ditz McGee 🇨🇦 (@DitzMcGeee) September 3, 2019
INMATE: What got you in here?
MS. FRIZZLE: *takes a long drag from cigarette* I accidentally unshrunk a bus from inside a kid.
— Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) September 5, 2019
Is it possible to be Moe, Larry AND Curly? pic.twitter.com/1cg3GtlAuD
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) September 5, 2019
why are ghosts in movies always making scary noises you gotta follow and why are people always following them? if you wanna kill me you better come to me, I’m busy
— dev, a good ghoul (@bummermaid) September 4, 2019
why can’t I be addicted to something productive like the gym or saving money
— 𝘉𝘈𝘌𝘚𝘐𝘊𝘒. (@lovegineer) September 5, 2019
when i haven't done any actual work but i still tell everyone that i had a productive day https://t.co/aqv9Wa7dhB
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) September 6, 2019
You had ONE JOB!!
lol jk that doesn’t happen anymore
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) September 4, 2019