This week is officially OVER, which means two things. One, you can now go back to enjoying the weekend. Two, you can kick that enjoyment off by reading the funniest goddamn tweets tweeted by the hilarious women oof Twitter this week. You don’t HAVE to read them, but you already clicked on this post, so you’re kinda committed at this point. Might as well scroll through these suckers and get a chuckle or two. Maybe send ’em to your friends, I’m not your boss! (NO ONE is your boss right now, it’s the weekend baybee!)
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I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question pic.twitter.com/uz7egeLOg2
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) October 3, 2019
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I’ve just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grater is in fact, a sick new nightclub pic.twitter.com/CQO75l8xvB
— The Dating Diaries (@justahiddenjem) October 3, 2019
3.
[at a restaurant]
woman: and i’ll have that without cheese
me: *leaning my entire body into the waiters line of sight from a neighboring table* i’ll have her cheese— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 2, 2019
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my italian mother telling us a story at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/PeF65QFLlV
— kimsmas (@KimmyMonte) September 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/kayyorkcity/status/1178811841440632832
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https://twitter.com/PEPSICKO/status/1175397760519954432
7.
I’m not lazy I’m energy efficient
— Shenanigans (@Shenanigans_luv) September 30, 2019
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Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this: pic.twitter.com/AN1iaZYe2k
— mv (@madelaneeee) September 27, 2019
9.
buying a pregnancy test is just paying a late fee for your period
— Kie (@KielyHealey) October 4, 2019
10.
please present the signed permission slip from your therapist before approaching me romantically
— mary beth (@marybethbarone) October 3, 2019