11.
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
— jo (@whatsJo) October 4, 2019
12.
Conspiracy theory: Shia LaBeouf lost his passion in acting and purpose in life so he hibernated for a couple years and came back as a rapper with face tattoos named Post Malone. pic.twitter.com/3AGLsSIyzZ
— Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) September 17, 2019
13.
https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1178772584881635333
14.
https://twitter.com/hxrtbitch/status/1179497616804966400
15.
dudes be in the dm’s like:
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
wow fuck you sIut
hey— 𝒜𝓂𝓂𝒶 ❥ (@AMMARlSE) September 29, 2019
16.
I’m not saying I’m not hot, I’m just saying most women are 100% okay with their husbands being friends with me
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) October 2, 2019
17.
This magazine in my therapist’s has waiting room really looks like aliens trying to make a magazine to throw us off the scent. pic.twitter.com/cpzJXMdSib
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 2, 2019
18.
obsessed with whatever tax bracket it is where Adult bathrooms are beach themed and then kids bathrooms are more specifically fish themed
— helena (@freshhel) September 30, 2019
19.
fall is about trying to dress like a slutty old timey secretary for 2 weeks
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) September 26, 2019
20.
in the 1980’s our moms were literally always on the phone with someone what tf were they always talking about, magnum p.i.? shoulder pads ?
— approx. 50 chicken nuggets (@tigersgoroooar) September 28, 2019
21.
I’ve never been held hostage, but I have gotten trapped in my own sports bra while getting undressed.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) September 28, 2019
22.
me: i am overwhelmed, dying, too many tasks, help, what can be done, will i live this way forever
after replying to one email: magnificent, what a powerful work horse, can't be stopped, time to celebrate with a beer, reward this titan of industry
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) September 29, 2019
23.
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1179991495463432194
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