21 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week
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I fucking swear to God, if anybody else has beat me to the fucking caption “He’s a little pumpkin!” or even any SLIGHT fucking variation on it on this friend from high school‘s Instagram of their baby in a pumpkin patch, I will fucking break shit
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 6, 2019
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Sometimes you can smell the breakup from the thirst trap
— Wanjiko Whats Good (@WanjikoIAm) October 10, 2019
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My husband and I would like to pitch an offshoot from the British Baking Show, called “We’ll Eat That.”
— Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) October 8, 2019
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https://twitter.com/erdmanmolly/status/1182417391508045825
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https://twitter.com/AngryBlackLady/status/1181758994399891456
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https://twitter.com/taylor_ortega/status/1181565649342078979
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Snoopy's cousin Spike, aka Johny Depp. pic.twitter.com/seBPythe5s
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) October 11, 2019
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When one door closes, another one opens. And then closes. And then opens. It’s the fridge. It’s me in front of the fridge.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 6, 2019
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Between 3 and 5 AM my daughter poured ice water on my pillow and then screamed at me for not knowing the plot of the movie Abominable. Not sure when she joined a frat.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) October 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/clhubes/status/1182014701686988801
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https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1181983451806932992
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