Here They Are, The Funniest Tweets By Women In 2019 (50 Tweets)
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no one:
married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that’s just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS— yeet pray love (@sarahndipity18) October 7, 2019
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Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
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me: *hits spider web down with broom*
spider: wow
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
spider: WOW
— ugly & sad (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
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This magazine in my therapist’s has waiting room really looks like aliens trying to make a magazine to throw us off the scent. pic.twitter.com/cpzJXMdSib
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) October 2, 2019
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Before coffee: I want to die
After coffee: Alright! Let’s buy the rope
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) September 30, 2019
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i was asked to tweet this pic.twitter.com/GZD5qxk8xl
— juulianna (@wtfjulz) July 2, 2019
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“yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid.” pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp
— pauline (@icywiifey) June 30, 2019
18.
i get nervous when a product has a new look so you can imagine my relief to discover it’s the same great formula
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 18, 2019
19.
1: Think you gotta keep her iced, you don’t.
2: Think shes gonna spend your cash, she won’t.
3: Think she wanna drive your Benz, she don’t.
4: If she wanna floss, she got her own.
5: Even if you were broke, her love don’t cost a thing. https://t.co/MWmpi2k10Y
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) August 20, 2019
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I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question pic.twitter.com/uz7egeLOg2
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) October 3, 2019