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21.
Sucks when u dress hot and then u don’t see anyone important and then u have to take off the outfit at the end of the day pretending you dressed up “for yourself”
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) October 17, 2019
22.
I’ve just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grater is in fact, a sick new nightclub pic.twitter.com/CQO75l8xvB
— Fallon Carrington (@jem_jemxoxo) October 3, 2019
23.
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) October 4, 2019
24.
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1196103825783955456
25.
Me: should I just text him again?
everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5
— (@kayyorkcity) September 30, 2019
26.
dudes be in the dm’s like:
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
hey
wow fuck you sIut
hey— ❥ (@AMMARlSE) September 29, 2019
27.
Seems unfair that never in my life have I sat next to a hot person on a plane and yet every person who’s ever sat next to me has.
— claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) August 21, 2019
28.
young adult novels really oversold how easy it would be for 5-10 people to topple a fascist regime
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) August 21, 2019
29.
oh my god pic.twitter.com/RTuiHSl8cW
— xXSmoreKillaXx (@INHALANTXABUSE) October 8, 2019
30.
Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) October 7, 2019