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31.
“It’s Shakespeare…“
“Ugh no thank y-“
“…as you’ve never seen it before.”
“Omg”
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) October 8, 2019
32.
I went to a Hello Kitty Pop-Up today and there was a place to write down wishes and I found this pic.twitter.com/xKg5NPkmm6
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 24, 2019
33.
Every single day I say to myself “just greet your coworkers in a normal way when you walk down the hall” and then every single time I see someone I somehow do this???? pic.twitter.com/fsFotOWolo
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) September 27, 2019
34.
feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream i should also be
— dewclaw (@whynowhy) August 22, 2019
35.
hey, it’s me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him “this dork” in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I’m allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
36.
computer science major schedule:
1. beep
2. boop
3. boop
4. bop
5. 100k salary— only personality trait is liking charli xcx (@mmmverygood) September 26, 2019
37.
Me and the three other people who don’t want to be at the party on our way to locate the rumoured obese cat in the bedroom pic.twitter.com/SYUae9VLqg
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) October 9, 2019
38.
sometimes having a family amazon account is…..embarassing pic.twitter.com/6uXX2xWvWl
— eco goth (@5150wonderbread) October 15, 2019
39.
if a centaur had a dick would it be like THIS or like THIS: pic.twitter.com/HoXY0oAu6D
— erin chack (@ErinChack) October 17, 2019
40.
pete davidson and pete davidson in a wig have called it quits https://t.co/Ruez686Kd2
— im young and hot (@tayallard) October 18, 2019