Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
I have a friend that insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it’s my favorite picture ever pic.twitter.com/LtAjhbs1wh
— Leslie M.R (@Lejlie) February 13, 2017
imagine if you got a job and you wouldn’t stop tweeting about whoever didn’t get the job and every day the news was “local man sucks at job”
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) February 15, 2017
NETFLIX: are you still watching?
ME: yes, Netflix
*netflix tries to do an ollie for like the tenth time*— brendan (@halloweenbears) June 25, 2015
this tweet makes more sense if you add “MOM!” at the end of each line pic.twitter.com/WBP4SLOJw5
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) February 12, 2017
BREAKING: President Trump
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 15, 2017
Can the “experts” stop commenting “You don’t know karate” on my youtube karate tutorial. I did not join the internet to receive this vitriol
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) February 14, 2017
People that believe the world is suddenly overrun with paid protestors should have to try and produce a crowd scene for a low-budget movie.
— Jennifer Liao (@averagejenn) February 11, 2017
I’m saying it now: I will never vote for Kellyanne Conway on Dancing with the Stars.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 15, 2017
Watching me flirt is like watching a dog try to get peanut butter off the roof of its mouth.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) February 14, 2017
Y’all be grown ass adults and still reading one book at a time lmfao. I promise you I will never relate. We on different levels. pic.twitter.com/rraDfTBLvD
— Shia Laboof (@ndrurvs) February 13, 2017
I don’t support Trump & I won’t denigrate those that voted for him. But for those who actively support him… denigrate means ‘to put down’.
— JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUAL³³º¹ (@th3j35t3r) February 13, 2017
— James McDermott (@J_Derm) February 14, 2017
Bill’s fashion = Steven Seagal in the 80’s.
Hillary’s fashion = Steven Seagal right now. pic.twitter.com/trUgpPbfUR— John Gholson (@gholson) February 11, 2017
INTERVIEWER: any weaknesses?
ME: my strength
I: ?
ME: im physically very weak
I: oh. Any strengths?
ME: [i pick up his desk] im a great liar— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) February 14, 2017
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended civilization without the ability to read. Well… pic.twitter.com/kPVIsqDqqt
— aaron blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) February 14, 2017
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.
