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21.
day 1 of covid-19 house arrest: i tried to “watch” a book
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 13, 2020
22.
During social distancing, it’s important to remember good conference call etiquette:
– awkward silence
– can you hear me
– [weird small talk because someone is 10 min late]
– BEEP BOOP
– strange crunch
– heavy breath
– oops sorry you go ahead
– sorry no, you
– BOOP beep
– bye?— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 10, 2020
22.
some of you lack the disassociative skills needed to emotionally survive the apocalypse and it shows
— ziwe (@ziwe) March 10, 2020
23.
You know who really has the last laugh? The Peloton woman, quarantined at her beautiful house enjoying a great germ-free workout
— Ari Friedman (@AriFriedman) March 12, 2020
24.
Took my mom a record amount of time to roast my love life by calling it a self quarantine so there’s that
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) March 10, 2020
25.
I know somebody needs to hear this right now DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX I REPEAT DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) March 13, 2020
26.
If the world ends after I did all this therapy work to get my shit together, I’m gonna be so fucking pissed
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) March 11, 2020
27.
so,
-sports finally abolished
-encouraged to stay home
-encouraged to order take out
-working from home finally okay
-which means more braless hoursidk im just saying maybe we can keep some parts of this social distancing lifestyle when this is all over
— tracy clayton-hanks (@brokeymcpoverty) March 13, 2020
28.
whelp that’s enough instagram for today pic.twitter.com/DhBam10JPN
— nikki “cute trash” black (@nikkiblackcat) March 18, 2020
29.
bought this cause I had a vision of myself in a YA dystopian novel pulling it out from under my bed on someones Bday in a year, after society has collapsed, and being like “I know its no cake, but I was saving them for a special occasion…” pic.twitter.com/LK5HYXBsXQ
— catherine obvious (@bleachousee) March 13, 2020
30.
what THE FUCK pic.twitter.com/ofPTTfcVkN
— vm ❊ (@tentwentysixpm) March 18, 2020