Aimeé
11.
My sister once worked in a pub and when someone rung up to book a table she replied “I’m sorry, we’re bully fucked tonight”
— Jimmy (@jim171278) September 3, 2020
12.
In an Italian restaurant in Florida our waiter asked me if I’d like soup or salad with my meal. I thought he said “super salad” and asked him to explain what a super salad was…
— Just a bloke on a bike ♂️ (@Berk_On_A_Bike) September 3, 2020
13.
I’ll always remember an old friend of mine from Spain doing a comedy sketch and explaining that he works in a Liverpool restaurant. A couple comes in and asks “do you do scran and bevvys” (Scouse for drinks and food). To which he replies “I’ll just go and ask my manager” lmao
— Sophíe Ⓥ (@sophieannjd) September 3, 2020
14.
When I was 16 I worked in a cafe and on my first day someone asked for an espresso. I didn’t know what it was and thought the machine was broken so I gave them a full cup of espresso
— Ash (@NoWayAsh) September 3, 2020
15.
Quite a while ago I worked in a call centre and overheard “I’m sorry but toilet water can’t cost that much – doesn’t your toilet have water in it already?” The person on the other end was trying to order eau de toilette and the handler had used Google translate
— Invisible Economist (@invisibleecon) September 3, 2020
16.
I had a great aunt who once kept talking about how someone brought her a container of cut veggies and dip but the container said “crud-ites” and we had no idea wtf she was saying and then we finally got it and now we all refer to it as “crud-ites” like 20 years later. pic.twitter.com/FeVWI1z3Hk
— Liz Froment (@LFroment) September 3, 2020
17.
In a wetherspoons and a mate was getting a round in. Someone asked for a tequila rose and he came back with a glass of rose with a shot of tequila dropped in it.
— Phil Mark (@philly_no1) September 3, 2020
18.
The first time I was asked about a “Restroom” comes to mind. I offered him a chair.
— TaliRarity ⚽️❤ (@TaliRarity13) September 3, 2020
19.
When I was 18 I worked in a hotel and did some shifts as a night porter. The job sheet said “wash windows with hot water and vinegar. Get vinegar from kitchen.” The only vinegar I could find was balsamic. Didn’t know what it was so thought yep, this’ll do.
— (@slowbones) September 3, 2020
20.
poorly trained at a really weird upscale restaurant and a customer asked me what cut of quail we served and I was told to bs anything I didn’t know so I said “quail legs”
— jessica (@truelovecraft) September 3, 2020
