Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the top tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin pic.twitter.com/sLDFpPsgzk
— Michelle Lee (@heymichellelee) February 26, 2017
“I’m an elderly Jewish widow. I’m off to the cemetery to topple my late husband’s grave because it will make Trump look bad.”
— Caitlin Doughty (@TheGoodDeath) February 28, 2017
you’ve got $5 to build the perfect man
charming- $400
handsome-$600
well dressed-$800
plays Xbox 14 hours a day- $2
doesn’t own a car-$3— paperwash© (@PaperWash) March 1, 2017
Pay attention: “Access to healthcare” is not healthcare. I have “access” to Ryan Reynolds. But he’s not covering me.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 1, 2017
How many crisps was she eating pic.twitter.com/FTEi5OvucD
— Mat (@matbeal) March 1, 2017
Great speech. Totally made me forget the muslim ban and terrorizing of immigrants and trans kids and the Russia hack/coverup and pussy grab-
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) March 1, 2017
Looks like Warren Beatty is manning the CVS sign now pic.twitter.com/q1r7QsOQCo
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) February 27, 2017
*kisses fingers* pic.twitter.com/flWcRqlRtv
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 28, 2017
[my first professional DJ gig]
ME: *plays the Cheers theme song exactly 129 times*— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) February 27, 2017
*slides the doc $20 before wisdom teeth operation* how bout i don’t wake up for another four years
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) February 21, 2017
Not sure what this guy thinks is going to happen at Disney today. pic.twitter.com/7lKJfDAfja
— Jamie Lissow (@JamieLissow) February 26, 2017
can’t believe Suicide Squad has won more Oscars than Gary Oldman and my country’s run by a tyrannical, hyperventilating racist toddler
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) February 27, 2017
why is this dog barefoot but wearing shoes on his hands pic.twitter.com/U9WsXNnJ7Y
— cofounder of my ass (@bobby) February 26, 2017
Of course, I’m not. But you should have added a period to the end of that second sentence. pic.twitter.com/FNLbCBxics
— It’s Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) February 26, 2017
Don’t judge Trump by the media, but by the people who love him. Like his wife, who lives three states away.
— Dana Gould (@danagould) February 25, 2017
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s top tweets.
