First off, Game of Throners, if you haven’t seen Episode 2, we strongly advise against reading any further.
Ok, so much happened in this episode…
Arya had SEX!
Brienne is a Knight!
Daenerys wants to f**king kill Jon Snow!
And, we didn’t have to see Cersei once.
What a way to kick off what is going to be one of the most iconic battles of the entire series, am I right?
Here are some hilarious tweets to put the whole mess in perspective:
1.
https://twitter.com/lillucky__/status/1120153352678137857
2.
JORAH: I'll lead the first charge.
BRIENNE: I'll command the left flank.
GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate.
BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) April 29, 2019
3.
Tormund shooting his shot with Brienne #DemThrones https://t.co/RTBcEmJtGY
— Boba Swiftt (@GSF_23) April 22, 2019
4.
“That was trash”- Arya probably
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) April 22, 2019
5.
Congratulations to Brienne of Tarth for breaking through the stone ceiling. #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/XUydV5Z0cP
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 22, 2019
6.
davos whenever he sees a neglected/abandoned child #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/5chY4yUqvl
— osha (@oshawildling) April 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Dysrepkat/status/1120148671075684352
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I would like to thank Melisandre for increasing the lighting in this episode by 100 #GameofThrones #GoT pic.twitter.com/ngIQ5tHaDO
— Nora Dominick (@noradominick) April 29, 2019
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#GameofThrones
Arya: "I want to know what it feels like before I die"Gendry: pic.twitter.com/X8r3TtcDkg
— 'Lexis (brittney enthusiast&transformers obsessed) (@ProfButtercup) April 22, 2019
10.
All these years later and this is still Podrick#DemThrones pic.twitter.com/sJwu0ghH9G
— Thuggish Ruggish John, MPH (@BeyondTheJohn) April 22, 2019
11.
Arya really ran the CarFax on Gendry
— Frazier Tharpe II (@The_SummerMan) April 22, 2019
12.
If you didn’t tear up as BRIENNE OF FUCKING TARTH got knighted then you can sit on Arya’s needle and twist #GoT pic.twitter.com/1CY9rye78f
— My Names Not Haley (@mynamesnothaley) April 22, 2019
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Everyone in Winterfell getting ready to die #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/O7p86eKsaw
— َ (@Trashnaldo) April 22, 2019
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In conclusion: #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/vuYkCHoMBO
— Nicole Nichelle (@alamanecer) April 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/plasticruler/status/1122711160539758592