It’s that time again.
Time to go all the way back to the beginning of this week and compile the funniest tweets from Sunday-Saturday.
(Ok, fine, a few funny tweets from last week that we missed. Does that really matter? Didn’t think so.)
1.
Wow good for her pic.twitter.com/9FAkwVvv4n
— gay face (@WhiteyPPG) January 3, 2019
2.
My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄 pic.twitter.com/68eWnqeBwZ
— یاس (@yassjoon) April 15, 2019
3.
just said hi to a guy on campus without any makeup on and he goes “omg I didn’t even realise it was you! scared the shit out of me!!” pic.twitter.com/uV6eSvLrlD
— Tash (@tashx98) April 14, 2019
4.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— Cope (@cxcope) April 16, 2019
5.
If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf pic.twitter.com/vJieNJXgjJ
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 16, 2019
6.
there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— liv 🪩 (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
7.
My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. pic.twitter.com/3HahllrSQQ
— Harley (@Harlz_) April 10, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/dsemumi/status/1115732598704230402
9.
my parents house is chaotic pic.twitter.com/UmdN4X4yUs
— juliet (@uglyshinigami) April 9, 2019
10.
GDPR is my therapist pic.twitter.com/GqsA7Fbfky
— Vinay Patel (@VinayPatel) April 16, 2019
11.
person: hi, how are you?
capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo: pic.twitter.com/Z7lTmAiRxr— milk ☁️ (@milkstrology) April 15, 2019
12.
One of my best friends is getting married and for her bachelorette party she wanted us to dress up in goodwill wedding dresses and go out in Nashville. I've never had so much attention in my life and it was so fucking fun. pic.twitter.com/S87xZWmg9S
— don't look at me (@heybritini) April 8, 2019
13.
no one:
james charles at coachella: pic.twitter.com/vP4a5msLUz— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) April 14, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/samleecole/status/1115972311969161223
15.
https://twitter.com/matttmccann/status/1118518022476529664
16.
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke
a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/hoegenic/status/1117841552586563585
18.
https://twitter.com/rytboo/status/1117676313844822016
19.
me at 3 am looking at the bag of hot cheetos i left in my room pic.twitter.com/IoHmV0SZOj
— ♍︎ (@omwbabygrill) April 14, 2019
20.
My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up pic.twitter.com/rkL2oBMeI0
— Dak (Retired) (@RidiculousDak) April 17, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/Thatsnas/status/1118237247751561218
22.
https://twitter.com/hoegenic/status/1116082592724463622
23.
me returning to class after skipping for two weeks pic.twitter.com/tIelJzw59i
— nick (@nickyonfilm) April 8, 2019