As someone who has lived with women his entire life, I am quite familiar with the woes of wearing a bra. Women complain constantly about them, and honestly, I get it. There’s not really a male equivalent. If I had to wear a bra all day you’d never hear the end of it. I barely make it until the end of the day when I can take my pants off.
Whether you’re a woman who hates wearing a bra or a man who has to hear about it, one thing we can all agree on is this list of tweets is hilarious.
Ugh there has to be a better way to protest the patriarchy than burning bras. Bras cost like $60 and I need them to walk down stairs
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 28, 2018
I just got an extra 10 minutes of resistance training trying to take off my sweaty sports bra.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 15, 2018
When you didn't put on a bra to walk the dog but you wave to your neighbor anyway. pic.twitter.com/IF7wN2dDYy
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 11, 2017
2019 will be the year I finally vanquish* my enemies**
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 31, 2018
If the feeling you get when you take off your bra after wearing it for 24 hours could be bottled, it would be the most addictive drug ever.
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) September 14, 2014
ALL MY NON-BRA-WEARING FRIENDS LOOK AWAY
(whispers) ok whoever's left, is there a technical term for when you have a Bra Incident and you end up with either smashboob or fourboob and you can't fix it right away
is the word i'm looking for calamatitty
— Premee (@premeesaurus) May 30, 2018
I’m going to start a fashion app that allows you to filter instantly for “you can wear a normal bra with this dress” and it will make millions.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) December 31, 2018
I thought I was depressed but then it turned out I just needed to take my bra off
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 19, 2013
Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 11, 2014
Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 18, 2017
Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 6, 2013
Just told my sister not to die in my shower because the cops would show up and then I'd have to put a bra on.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 25, 2016
Boy, are you like a strapless bra? Because you give me no support and make me uncomfortable but I need you to complete a wedding outfit.
— Aisling Gheal (@Aisling_Gheal) February 19, 2017
Some days I feel pretty lousy about myself and then I remember I can take my bra off under my shirt like a sorcerer.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 3, 2016