Ruin My Week
We’ve all had *that* incident in high school that will forever be talked about: The big scandal that administrators usually try to hush up, which of course only makes it loom larger, cementing it as part of its mythology. In my school, it was when a group of seniors led a cow up a flight of large stairs, meaning it wasn’t so much a “scandal” as that year’s senior prank (still undefeated, and for those who don’t know, cows can walk down stairs, they’ll just avoid it at all cost).
TV writer and producer Alison Bennett recently asked “What was the biggest scandal at your high school?” after noting that she’d been collecting responses on Instagram first. It’s surprising how many responses included inappropriate student-teacher behavior, theft, and, for some reason, teachers accidentally eating pot brownies.
I’ve been collecting these on Instagram today and it’s way too fun: what was the biggest scandal at your high school?
— Alison Bennett (@bennettleigh) May 25, 2020
Scroll through people’s biggest high school scandals below, and see where yours stacks up:
1.
My gym teacher murdered his wife. The kid who worked at the town garbage dump took the front page perp walk photo from all the discarded newspapers and made a daisy chain of the bad guy handcuffed to himself and posted it around the cafeteria.
— NEIL MAHONEY (@NEILMAHONEY) May 25, 2020
2.
I went to high school with the Menendez bros. (mic drop)
— Jamie Mayer (@heavymeta3000) May 25, 2020
3.
I went to high school with the Menendez bros. (mic drop)
— Jamie Mayer (@heavymeta3000) May 25, 2020
She was at the neighboring high school, but Joey and Mary Jo lived veeeery close to my house… I guess technically not a “school scandal” proper, but it def rocked the school
— Adam Blau (@adamblau) May 25, 2020
4.
The hottest girl in school put her hand in a blender when the Christian Slater of the school broke up with her. She came back with a cast and somehow it made her hotter.
— Jennifer Loeber (@JenniferLoeber) May 25, 2020
5.
The Treasurer of the school store got caught stealing inventory – Snapples and Surge soda of all things.
And I once said the word “freakin’” on the morning announcements, teachers thought it was too close to the eff word, so I got suspended from homeroom for a month.
— Phil Pirrello (@PhilPirrello) May 25, 2020
6.
Idk if this is a scandal but the guy voted “best looking” senior year declined because he “didn’t want to be remembered that way”. We were all back for Thanksgiving freshman’s year of college and he had white guy dreads 🙁
— Amanda Hunt (@AmandaHuntnKiss) May 25, 2020
7.
Principal said “booze at Prom =can’t walk at graduation”all her faves had booze at Prom and non popular kids voted to not let them walk at graduation & she lectured us.
— kristi bjork (@kristibjork) May 25, 2020
8.
My school got shut down by the IRS because they didn’t pay the teachers for an entire year and then claimed on taxes that they did but meanwhile told teachers to have faith that god would provide if they continued to “minister” to the kids. (Private christian school in FL.) https://t.co/PCsEjXxthQ
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) May 26, 2020
9.
Football coach paid a guy to walk into practice and shoot him with blanks in front of team as a motivational tactic before the playoffs. Kids called 911 before the coach could explain it wasn’t real.
— Smoketypething (@Smoketypething) May 25, 2020
10.
A girl walked off the stage at graduation and handed a teacher her phone number in front of the entire auditorium. They were living together by the end of the summer.
— Annie Packman (@annie_packman) May 25, 2020
