Ruin My Week
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Flyer parties called Kyles Fuck Fest where sex tapes were made, finding out several of the teacher couples met when He was Her teacher, the JV cheerleaders went on Dr. Phil and tore each other to shreds, the movie Alpha Dog
— Gilli Nissim (@Time2GetGill) May 25, 2020
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the time the class of 2007 ruined the class of 2008’s senior prank by rearranging the “2008” spelled out in desks into an enormous dick https://t.co/ig2HFnjjht https://t.co/lW0q5A3MCO
— Sophie Kleeman (@sophiekleeman) May 26, 2020
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they built a brand new McDonalds two blocks from the school, parents not happy, then burger king built a location across the street from the school.
this was war 🤯
— linus van pelterbomb 🐚🐚🐚 (@lvpelt) May 25, 2020
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someone brought weed brownies to school and was giving them out to everyone in the class and the teacher asked for one obvs not knowing and its not like they could say no! and ofc the teacher got so high and had no clue what was happening and went to the hospital agkdjkdf https://t.co/BjroNkEvfd
— rin (@ruimoh) May 25, 2020
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Our orchestra teacher was engaged in an instrument theft ring with two of his counterparts at suburban schools. They would take the instruments from kids at one school and then sell them to students at the other schools. Got busted after he sold a kid his own clarinet.
— Chris Rummel (@rummeltime) May 25, 2020
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I like to think it was me getting expelled for guessing my history teacher’s email password to see if he had any love letters to or from the new teacher he was dating two years after his wedding to another faculty member was called off
(his password was his ex’s name) https://t.co/Dy9KNowrqI
— Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat) May 26, 2020
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I went to a small school so not a lot happened but one time a kid kept smearing poop on the boys bathroom wall & we called them The Poopy Bandit
— Charlie Saxton (@charliesaxton) May 25, 2020
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Kid named Brian put a fake bomb in my sister’s boyfriend’s locker. He got expelled. Recently it dawned on me that Brian did it because he was being bullied by my sister’s douchey beau, which made him the victim in this scenario. There were a lot of dumb things about the 90s.
— Deanna Russo (@DeannaRusso) May 25, 2020
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Superintendent was arrested for starting a fight at a Jack Astor’s then embezzled thousands of $$s from the post-Columbine “safety improvements” fund. And then TOOK OFF. Like as far as I know, she got away with all of it
— Amy Aniobi (@janiobi) May 25, 2020
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Ooh ooh our wrestlers were spreading herpes like crazy because the mats weren’t sanitized I guess? 👀 Sooooo it became a wrestling pandemic 😬
— Jen Ponton (@JenPonton) May 25, 2020
