Ruin My Week
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A kid gave out pot brownies in class. The teacher asked for one and he panicked and gave it to her. She thought she was dying a called 911. He got kicked out.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 25, 2020
22.
School’s It girls took racy/nude pics at the beach, brought the cd with the pics to school marked “beach pics”. A classmate saw it popping out of her bag, took it and sent it to every single person in the county. Lawsuits and shit hitting the fan for years after.
— David Sarfati (@imDavidSarfati) May 25, 2020
23.
I wore orange parachute pants on at least three occasions.
— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) May 25, 2020
24.
A science teacher started dating (and eventually married) a student. She was 18 at the time, so there was nothing illegal to fire him over, but he was only ever allowed to teach Freshmen classes for the rest of his career.
— Andy’s Very Good Tweets (@ALauwasser) May 25, 2020
25.
At one point all the cheerleaders got in trouble for doing meth
— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) May 25, 2020
26.
Someone secretly put vodka in our slushee machine so everyone who got a slushee that day got unexpectedly drunk… idk if they ever found out who did it
— $0ph (@willlis12) May 25, 2020
27.
I don’t know about the biggest, but an English teacher from the Jr. High School got a blowjob in his car from a gal from my high school that I knew from the AV Club who found out she had cancer the day after the story broke. Ps He went to jail!
— Michelle Kinney (@MichelleKinney) May 25, 2020
28.
Visiting award-winning novelist committed suicide in a pretty gruesome fashion days after leaving the school and it was in People Magazine and I was his tour guide.
— evafay (@evafay) May 25, 2020
29.
My principal got fired for hypnotizing students without parental consent after a couple of the students committed suicide.
— Beatriz Aldereguia (@baldereg) May 25, 2020
30.
Everyone was sure the AP chem and bio teachers were having an affair. Both married, they’d share a room on school trips. They were generally pretty horned up. She’d sit on male students’ laps in class. He once went to play a chem lesson tape for class. It his wife in the shower.
— Matt Mayer (@MattMattMayer) May 25, 2020
