What’s the crazy story at your high school? There’s always one, and in the responses to this thread on the topic, there’s often two or three. The point is that everyone has an infamous story everyone from their school remembers because it was so dramatic or ridiculous and involved children going wild.
Omg, I gotta know pic.twitter.com/or25e5tCSW
— spur.of.the.moment (@spur_of) March 1, 2020
I’d say, “These poor teachers,” but quite a few of these stories are about pretty bad teachers. Are there any responsible adults keeping track of this stuff? These poor kids! I will say the replies brought back a lot of memories. My school had a senior prank that ended with every grade being brought to the lunchroom to be screamed at by the principal. And I bet everyone who was there, remembers it.
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When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door.. https://t.co/GoO8ym6L2M
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
We were all filthy from doing it but it was a thrill being UNDERNEATH classrooms and hearing lessons going on above us. That’s when I had an idea that become an obsession… you see our high school was horse shoe shaped. Symmetrical. Every room on one wing had a direct opposite.
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT HIEST. The door locked. We’d rock up from beneath the floor grab as much as we can and sneak back out. Only problem was we had to make it the full length of the entire horse shoe shaped building to get there. Crawl under dozens of classrooms and offices.
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
So the day comes. There were six of us. One would stay in the drum room to keep an eye on the door while the others would head into the tunnels figuring we could get in and out inside of a 45 minute lesson, stash the sweets and be in our next class creating an “alibi”. If needed
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
It was off the first time we were down there. Now we had red hot pipes running along side us inches from our face. What started out with nervous giggling and hushed jokes was now serious as a heart attack and kind of scary. We were like 10 minutes deep and under the science labs
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
I felt my hand push into something wet and soggy. Now these were concrete tunnels. Up until now it had been bone dry and dusty. I get George behind me to shine his torch by my left hand to see what It was..IT WAS A DEAD FOX. I had pushed my hand through its rotting chest cavity
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
We completely lose our shit. Everyone screaming. Bumping into burning pipes which in turn makes us scream in shock and pain as with no room to turn around we can only back up at speed moving blind, bumping into each other, swearing and bickering all the way back to the drum room
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
A week later we came back even more prepared. With stolen gloves and smasks the science labs and a fucking dustpan and brush (I can’t remember who’s idea that was) to clean up any “mess” we bump into this time. NOTHING was gonna get between us and the sweets in that store room..
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
She steps into the drum room to find the carpet pulled back and the trap door open… AND 28 KIDS DOWN THE HATCH! It was a fucking free for all. Everyone knew about the tunnels now. Turns out there was one in the boys changing rooms too and kids were going down there too.
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
The entire school was warned off looking for more access points. Told of the danger of the tunnels and that anyone caught down there would be suspended perminately. So yeah. That was “the incident” in my high school.
— Dean Lines (@deanlines) March 7, 2020
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30 thirteen year olds (3 years below my year) had a ‘sex party’ in the closey beside the spar in stobie, teachers made them go and get tested and 29 had chlamydia and 1 never https://t.co/WxoYoC7bqn
— estelle forster (@EstelleForster) March 10, 2020
3.
My record was clean but I posed with middle fingers out in the class picture & got caught.
I did community service folding & packing towels instead of attending grad practice.
(Dont bother bashing, people change & I learned my lesson) https://t.co/vWkfZWInCY pic.twitter.com/iQz9kXmqqB
— Jeric Sun (@JericLsun) March 9, 2020
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A school police officer was shot and we were put on lockdown for 6+hours, with SWAT searching the halls & classrooms for what turned out to be a non-existent suspect bc the cop shot HIMSELF and was too embarrassed to admit it at first. https://t.co/3tcgYDlGSs
— bog boy central (@artgh0sts) March 8, 2020
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a kid’s penis made an appearance in the yearbook. the school had to take back our yearbooks and scribble it out. it made the local news and he gave out autographs in the halls. https://t.co/PZsCbOqstT
— john (@JohnRizkallah) March 8, 2020
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our head teacher got caught buying dildos and sex toys w the schools money and ordering them to the school i- asjkkhffh https://t.co/RBgfHQS7fw
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) March 8, 2020
7.
Someone put viagra in some soda and give in to a shit ton of people
It was all “haha he got a boner” until some kid with heart problems almost fuckind died https://t.co/ZyhkDhKZhT— •⭐• (@lookmominthetwe) March 7, 2020
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A math teacher fucking one of his students. Then the summer after we graduated, his wife (who also worked at our school) exposed him on FB, equipped with photos of the them kissing & the girl in their bed. The teacher and the girl had a child together a few years later. https://t.co/8nHXVTW07m
— Get her, Jade! (@keatingssixth) March 9, 2020
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One day when this happened, a school inspector was sitting in the hall. The lights went off and chaos ensued, and when the lights went back on the bins had been annihilated, chairs were across the room, kids were on the floor and the inspector was sitting there utterly speechless
— Jake White (@V2Jake) March 8, 2020
why is this so fucking funny
— kennedy◼️◾️◼️ (@httpclearskyx) March 9, 2020
10.
“Sparky” was further perpetuated by the time I electrocuted the tech director of the theatre program. We were working on repairing a lighting fixture, he had his hand inside working on some wiring.
He told me to plug in the fixture, and I thought he’d removed his hand.
Nope.
— Evil Producer Emma Getting Swole (@nocturnmusings) March 6, 2020