Aimeé
21.
My mom and I were in Michael’s craft store, and I turned around after I heard a woman scream, “Well, I NEVER!” My mom literally farted on someone. She thought she was being sneaky by walking backwards into a corner, not realizing there was a woman standing there.
— Can It Get Any Worse (@CanItGetAnyWor3) March 8, 2021
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My family likes to sit around my dads yard and count the turkeys they see running across the field, once you get to #3 you must take a drink. They call it turkey roulette.#MyFamilyIsWeird
— 🌹Marie🌹she/me/her🍀falpal😁🍀 💝 (@marie_ishfr) March 8, 2021
23.
My dad once got locked IN a CVS w/o his phone. Was there around closing, no one saw him, they locked up & left. Our phone rings, I see “CVS” on caller ID. I pick up & hear my angry/embarrassed dad’s voice on the other end. We had to call the cops to get him out #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Will Presti (@WillPresti) March 8, 2021
24.
My husband spends our children’s birthday dinner reciting a list of all the notable people who DIED on that day. When he finally stops to take a breath and looks at our faces he asks, “What?” Now that they’re out of the house and in college, he does it via phone. #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/8Qa1D2ZzDq
— Eileen Burmeister (@EBurmeister) March 8, 2021
25.
#MyFamilyIsWeird My mom interrupted my first college class because I didn’t answer my phone. So she called the school and said she thought someone was kicking my ass.
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) March 8, 2021
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My son was born on the 4th of July. He and his (now) fiance spent his entire birthday dressed like this, in 93 degree NJ humidity. #MyFamilyIsWeird pic.twitter.com/LPAwxc2qqD
— Danielle829 (@DHC829) March 8, 2021
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My dad ALWAYS gave fake last names for restaurant waitlists. He would make it something impossible to spell or pronounce, like “Hoerer.” Then he’d crack up when the hostess tried to call out the stupid name. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— seamirac1979 (@seamirac1979) March 8, 2021
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#MyFamilyIsWeird When I was growing up, if anyone took off their coat at my gram’s house, she would immediately put it in with a load of laundry. My friends would end up having to wait for it to dry before they could leave.
— The Holy Schmitz (@TheHolySchmitz) March 8, 2021
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When we were kids and my mom would leave us in the car to go into a store, my siblings and I would sit really still with our eyes wide open so passerby’s would think we were dead #myfamilyisweird
— Shaydars (@shaydars) March 8, 2021
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If we have leftover pancakes someone in the family will hide it in another family members coat pocket or shoe. When you find it you have to say. “I’ve been pancaked.” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Julie Kessler (@JulieKessler5) March 10, 2021
