11.
Remember to tip your server pic.twitter.com/WqknbwbrYT
— NekulturnyTrump (@NekulturnyTrump) May 23, 2020
12.
40+ weeks, no heartbeat.
— Myshka Pi (@MyshkaPi) May 22, 2020
13.
Audible bleeding.
— Dr. Jessika (@famplanfan) May 22, 2020
14.
Innocent person goes to prison.
— Justin Brooks (@JustinoBrooks) May 23, 2020
15.
The cream curdled.
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) May 23, 2020
16.
We’re building the healthiest jail
— Amber Akemi Piatt (@amberakemipiatt) May 22, 2020
17. Nobody wants to read your memoir!
I’ve written a memoir about
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) May 23, 2020
18.
Passwords: spreadsheet on shared drive
— Sean Gallagher 🤦♂️🤷🏻♂️ (@thepacketrat) May 23, 2020
19.
“The mic was on.”
— Weijia Jiang (@weijia) May 24, 2020
20.
Uninsured: ignored symptoms until now
— Margaret Russell, MD (@Margaret1473) May 22, 2020