They call the first 1-2 years of being married the “Honeymoon Phase,” but what do they call the rest of it?
If these hilariously spot-on tweets about marriage are any indication, they should call everything else the “I Love This Person, But Seriously WTF Is Wrong With Them Phase”
In case you're wondering what marriage is like, my husband and I just fought over the fact that he wouldn't tell me where he hid the candy I asked him to hide from me.
— Lindsey Silver (@EvenTheDogsABoy) February 23, 2018
My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone.
We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets. pic.twitter.com/sUvXbe2Fnn
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 4, 2015
Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 2, 2017
My wife and I are texting while sitting next to each other so we can complain about an annoying guy near us in the waiting room. #MarriedLife
— William Morgan (@wmorgan3000) March 2, 2018
I'm secretly doing an investigation on how many decorative pillows I can put around the house till husband loses his shit.
— mindi77⚽️ (@deegeemindi) April 13, 2017