Story Of My Fucking Life
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32.
ME: I bought you some new undershirts.
HIM: [genuinely] That's exciting.
NARRATOR: Marriage.— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 4, 2016
33.
[leaving for work]
*gives wife a quick kiss*
*spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 18, 2017
34.
wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 16, 2017
