Emily
Kids aren’t for everyone. In fact, some people really hate kids, like really hate them. Even the thought of being near other people’s children is hard for them to bear. Sticky hands and nonstop screaming—nope. Honestly, holding a baby is probably their worst nightmare.
If this even remotely describes you, each and every one of these hilarious memes will bring joy to your child-loathing soul.
1.
pregnancy is in the air. Me: pic.twitter.com/VleeS3Jsaa
— Dream Girl Jenn. (@JENNandJuice_) January 13, 2015
2.
https://twitter.com/40ozAliah/status/1069673618840244224
3.
People my age are making babies and I can't even make a salad
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) May 7, 2015
4.
Top ways to screw up your kids:
3) parenting them too much
2) not parenting them enough
1) parenting them exactly the right amount
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 16, 2016
5.
Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"
— Shakira (@jodecicry) August 13, 2015
6.
Thank goodness it's the Tooth Fairy that handles all the tooth/money exchanges *pours glass of wine & forgets all about it*
— Laura Gibson (@IAmLauraGibson) January 24, 2016
7.
Me quickly losing my patience: Girls! I'm sick and tired of you two not listening to me!
Both kids in unison: What'd you say?
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) January 28, 2016
8.
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
9.
Me: "You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"
Grandma: "Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) December 1, 2015
10.
I let my toddler dress herself.
She's wearing a cupcake. pic.twitter.com/u6Mn5NTve7
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2016
