Jennifer
Older generations tend to look down upon younger generations. In their eyes, millennials and Gen Z’ers are lazy, lack work ethic, and don’t know what it’s like to have a hard life like they did in their day. These are obviously ridiculous and unfair generalizations, but hey, whatever gets Baby Boomers through their days.
However, those of us in our teens, twenties and even thirties know that life is totally different now than it was 50 or even 20 years ago. That’s why these jokes resonate so much and will have anyone under the age of 40 rolling with laughter.
1.
Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) August 6, 2019
2.
Here we go again
Boomers: video games glorify violence
Video games: pic.twitter.com/3yOkVPM5Hq
— ☁️inventor of nostalgia☁️ (@24framesofnick) August 5, 2019
3.
waiter: can I get you guys anything else?
dickhead boomer: yeah, a million bucks
waiter that wants a tip: pic.twitter.com/K445expLGF
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 8, 2019
4.
me: hey! how are y’all d-
boomers: 2 WATERS W/ LEMON NO ICE BRING A BOWL OF LEMONS & THE BREAD BETTER BE HOT & EXTRA BUTTER BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO EAT YET SO DONT RUSH US
me: ….anyways welcome to ******** my name is rebekah i will be your server for this afternoon
— possum with a banjo (@rabbeckaa) September 1, 2019
5.
yes finally a movie about defeating the baby boomers https://t.co/4TsHMOvNah
— jessica albaquerque (@alifanacct) September 18, 2018
6.
boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves
millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk
— the library haunter 🦉🎃 (@SketchesbyBoze) August 31, 2019
7.
SENIOR YEAR (2022): three intrepid teenagers disguise themselves as baby boomers to get an education without going $40,000 in debt https://t.co/UOo9HqatKC
— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) June 11, 2019
8.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we rent
▔▏┗┛▕▔ an apartment
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
because boomers fucked
up the economy so bad
that owning property
is an unattainable fantasy
for our generation
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) March 8, 2019
9.
Every boomer knows someone who swears they saw a panhandler walk off their corner, take off their rags to reveal a three piece suit underneath and drive off in a jaguar
— 👻 spooky homie 👻 (@KWholesaler) August 26, 2019
10.
why are old people so obsessed with holes in jeans but don’t give a fuck about the hole they put in the ozone lmao fucken boomer bitches
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) July 22, 2019
