What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in your life? This is a question that was recently asked by @ezzzzzzx on Twitter, who shared their own story: “Mine is that I once cried over a lad who owned a private reg plate that said wavey.” For the non-British among y’all, a “private reg plate” is a personalized license plate. So Erin here cried over a dude whose car had a vanity plate that read “wavey,” which, to be honest, sounds kind of chill. Not even that embarrassing.
But we’re all human and we all make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes involving getting blackout drunk and pooping your pants, sometimes they involve projectile vomiting onto strangers, and sometimes they are your recent exes.
1.
Started my period while sitting in the lap of my crush. In the front row of class. He was wearing white shorts. 11 years and I can still feel that drop in my stomach. Oof.
— BLM More Than Your Comfort (@feralfawnfox) June 29, 2020
2.
At a festival the main way in was downhill, I fell and then rolled down it in front of about 9000 people. Worst of it was my skirt came over my head revealing THE biggest pair of flowery granny pants my mate had give me as a joke 🙈🙈
— spion klopp *⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@arpeggi1) June 28, 2020
3.
I went on a casual date with a lass, just to mooch around a shopping centre. She said she was going into a shop, and I was to wait outside. I was there 45min before I realised the shop had another exit, and she’d gone home.
— Liam🌹 (@liamjmellor80) June 28, 2020
4.
i cried over a boy who once shook my hand, looked me in the eyes and said “just friends” after sex
— Sophie (@sophieburgin72) June 28, 2020
5.
Walking in on my mum and dad to tell them that Princess Diana had died, only to see that they were having sex. It was about 8 o’clock on a Sunday morning. I can share this because they’ve both been dead for years. #scarredforlife
— warren (@tumour) June 28, 2020
6.
Fell down an uncovered manhole with one leg while the other one kept me at street level in a pure lunge in front of about 100 people outside a train station
— ScouseMan (@ScouseMan_) June 27, 2020
7.
Falling asleep in the barbers after being away work all week pissed from the night before got the shout it was my turn can remember sitting down in the chair woke up half way through the hair cut with the guys wife holding my head in place and him telling me to go back to sleep
— Sean south 🇮🇪 (@Seansou52051478) June 28, 2020
8.
Passed out drunk in a hotel reception and got dragged by my arm to my room by a guy wearing dungarees. All got caught on cctv and looked like a low budget murder scene
— Charlotte• (@charlotteoro) June 28, 2020
9.
@chlkelly22 be best mates with someone for a year that shagged me boyfriend during that time eeeee how embarrasing
— chloe (@chloeredmanx) June 28, 2020
10.
head butting a random man in a shop because i thought it was my dad
— Sophie (@sophieburgin72) June 28, 2020