Jon
21.
once took out a girl and during our date she asked me “where does olive oil come from?”
whilst we were in an italian restaurant…
and she was eating olives she had ordered for starters…
& there was a bottle of olive oil on the table…
with a picture of black olives on it. pic.twitter.com/T9HoeQLQay
— *Insert interesting name here* (@clarkspo) June 29, 2020
22.
Got drunk and shit on me dog.
— Chris. (@Chrisollick) June 28, 2020
23.
Cried over a boy who stole a tenner from my back pocket while we were getting frisky, and then got me to buy him fags with MY tenner saying it was his, and my awkward self was like ok knowing it was mine
— Elin (@ElinKirk) June 28, 2020
24.
Collapsed of mushrooms in Burger King in Amsterdam
— Ross Johnson (@rosslufc1000) June 28, 2020
25.
Being sick halfway through a fairground ride covering everyone on it with the contents of my stomach
— Josh Hick (@Joshick99) June 28, 2020
26.
Cried over a lad that gave me a packet of super noodles as a ‘souvenir of our relationship’….. FUCKING SUPER NOODLES
— Olivia Greenwood (@xMarieOliviax) June 28, 2020
27.
Paid to fill my ex boyfriends car up with fuel, little did I know it was to drive 50 miles to meet another bird
— Olivia Wright (@oellewright) June 28, 2020
28.
When pregnant I had severe morning sickness & needed to get a filling done at the dentist, they laid me back to start treatment. half way through, without any warning I projectile vomited over myself & well, everything.. obviously they had to carry on and then it happened again.
— (@themumsylife) June 29, 2020
29.
I used to go in and pay for petrol when my dad was giving me a lift for work and THREE times I got into the wrong car. Once I even sat down. Looked to my right to see a very scared and confused pensioner. Looked out the window and my dads just staring at me, Shaking his head.
— Daniel Scott (@DanielScott128) June 30, 2020
30.
I walked to school with just tights on and forgot my skirt, I had to walk past a building site, it wasn’t till I was IN SCHOOL till someone said I can see ya knickers mate
— | Top 3.5% (@BlowsJozy) June 28, 2020
