Masha
21.
i introduced noam chomsky at a talk he did. afterwards, i said ‘hey noam, can i get a selfie with you?!’ and he was like ‘a…a…a wha–‘ and i clicked
— Aisha Ahmad (@aishaismad) May 14, 2020
22.
Jodie Foster asked me where the Nintendo DS’ were in a Target.
— Timothy Simons (@timothycsimons) May 14, 2020
23.
Oh. Pierce Brosnan, Pink, Justin Theroux, and Charlize Theron have pet my dog. Probably more but I’m bad at faces. He’s a starfucker.
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) May 14, 2020
24.
It was so awkward for me. I thought I was interrupting you and the buttons.
— Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) May 14, 2020
25.
Walked past the black Allstate guy with a blonde 1/2 his age in West Hollywood.
— Nayamka Roberts-Smith, LE (@LaBeautyologist) May 14, 2020
26.
I once saw Arnold stuck in a tux while trying it on at the Armani store in Beverly Hills. He had the jacket on but couldn’t get it off and he was waving his arms around and yelling.
— LHD (@lkhd7) May 14, 2020
27.
I walked in on Meatloaf masturbating in a Bubba Gump Shrimp bathroom
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 14, 2020
28.
Zooey Deschanel being mean to me at Starbucks
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) May 14, 2020
29.
Claire Danes looking for a seat on the Amtrak Empire service upstate, with a kid and a small dog.
— Lizzie O’Leary (@lizzieohreally) May 13, 2020
