Jon
31.
This one was to me:
‘Gosh. You’re very brave to go out in those shorts*’
*flannel, M&S, loose fit, not skintight Lycra, in case you wreck wondering. I was a healthy size 14.
— Dr Emma Kell FCCT (@thosethatcan) September 13, 2020
32.
“The problem is you’re not fat and ugly enough to be a character actress, but not pretty or thin enough to be a lead.”
— Ruth Bratt (@ruthbratt) September 13, 2020
33.
A few months off getting married I was helping myself to cake in our office kitchen, and (female) colleague said to me “That’s what I like to see. A bride who’s not bothered about her weight”
— Jasmin Matharu (@MinnieMatharu) September 12, 2020
34.
“What a beautiful baby. She looks nothing like you.” Midwife to myself and my day old baby (18 years ago).
— MagathaBagatha (@MagathaBagatha) September 12, 2020
35.
From a Yorkshire farmer friend, in reference, apparently, to my size 8 feet: “eee, when God made you, he didn’t mean the wind t’ blow yer over.”
— Victoria Scott (@Toryscott) September 13, 2020
36.
When I went blonde (while transitioning to my ageing grey!) my mum said “I really like you blonde darling. Your dad doesn’t, he hates it, but he just misses his brunette little girl, and that’s never coming back. But I really like it!”
Mum was a master of backhanded compliments!
— Kathy Evans #ScrapSI445 (@Kathy_CEO_CE) September 13, 2020
37.
New years eve when I was 11-12, I was at a family friends party, a drunken woman stumbles up to me and my dad, turns to me and goes, “oh, you must be the youngest! I remember when you used to be cute”. Dad was in tears, I had no words. It’s still a running joke with my family.
— Gordon Millar (@gordddd) September 13, 2020
38.
Oh where to start?! “It’s so weird I find you so attractive as all my girlfriends in the past we’re conventionally beautiful.”
— Jane Slavin (@JaneSlavin) September 13, 2020
39.
“I’m really surprised how really into I am even though you’re, you know, fat”
– late 30’s dude who was never gonna get it— Bex (@BexieLady) September 13, 2020
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