Ruin My Week
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wish corona had happened 2 years ago when I was in a year long on-and-off non-relationship…would have helped clear things up https://t.co/zDdat5l4rK
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 17, 2020
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Are they gonna make you fuck in the backseat? https://t.co/2arLPY5jjs
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) March 17, 2020
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Millennials are screwed.
“We’re seeing each other”
“We’re hanging out”
“They’re my person”Uber driver: GTFO#NYCLockdown #ShelterInPlace https://t.co/0P8DKnQntS
— Kimberly Saltz (@_AttorneyAtPaw) March 17, 2020
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DE BLASIO: IVE BROUGHT IN MY EXPERT ON “REAL COUPLES” YESENIA MARTINEZ FROM EAST TREMONT AND SOUTHERN BLVD.
YESENIA: LIKE IF YA BEEN TALKIN BUT YA HAVENT FUCK YA NOT A COUPLE. UNLESS YA BEEN TALKIN OD LONG & U NOT LETTIN HIM HIT TIL HE PAY FOR THE REFILLS ON THE HOOKZ-THANK U💅🏽 https://t.co/FzTHMaO3Hp
— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) March 18, 2020
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“You have to make out in front of me” https://t.co/hoKlEyY1nq
— rat king (@MikeIsaac) March 17, 2020
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imagining people having a major Define The Relationship moment as their driver is four minutes away https://t.co/A3JlxAkKGN
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) March 17, 2020
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de Blasio’s plan of enforcing the “real couples” rule involves him getting in his own car and operating a mashup of cash cab and the newlywed game to keep his constituents honest https://t.co/S84PngbZPQ
— zoë “tragic sans” quinn (@UnburntWitch) March 17, 2020
18.
me trying to get my crush to commit https://t.co/fWsVBIHpro
— ziwe (@ziwe) March 17, 2020
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every straight man about to have the “what are we” convo is shaking rn https://t.co/7FETCabzmg
— Oliver Sachgau (@sachgau) March 17, 2020
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ordering a ride share in a global pandemic to find out if you’re his girlfriend https://t.co/KARRUdOyrG
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) March 17, 2020
