First, it’s the best holiday. Second, it’s the best holiday. I will not be taking questions at this time.
That said, a lot of people around the world don’t quite get American Halloween, which is fabulous and everyone should do it. Here are some of the most adorable questions people have asked around the internet about the holiday.
1. Spirit!

2. How dare.

3. LAWD YES

4. What’s wrong with you?

5. Sometimes!

6. Why WOULDN’T you?

7. No we do not, you’re right, that is gross.

8. No, this is a myth

9. We do. Why would we care?
