Once again, I must report that people are being horny on the timeline. Maybe one day we’ll all be free to run rampant in the streets sexing on each other, but for now, all we can do is remember and dream. That’s probably why so many folks are feeling very comfortable on Twitter and sharing all of their most intimate sex secrets. If not now, when?
The hashtag #OddPlacesIHadSexIn has been trending, and it’s giving folks an opportunity to share what they once got up to. And give the rest of us ideas for our release (in all meanings of the word).
— vee (@veesaidshesaid) April 26, 2020
Some of these seem totally real and some just seem like jokes, but all of them are extremely horny. Scroll through and remember your own most weirdly situated humping. Or if you haven’t had any yet, maybe these will inspire you!
— ꫝꫀꪗ! ⅈ’ડ ꫀⅈꫝ (@inkr3dibl3_k) April 26, 2020
— Robyn (@rawbeancoal) April 26, 2020
— Told Ya (@ToldYaBear) April 26, 2020
— liteloft (@liteloft) April 26, 2020
— The UPS Man♂️ (@RScoyk) April 26, 2020
— Rosalva Jacinto (@RosalvaJacinto) April 26, 2020
— PUPPET COMBO (@PuppetCombo) April 26, 2020
— IdleIrishMinds (@IdleIrishMinds) April 26, 2020
Would you believe…a coffin?
On 2 separate occasions? In 2 different coffins?
1) Part of a stage production of DRACULA & we had a real casket for a prop.
2) Worked at a “haunted house” for 6 seasons. This girl was very kinky and VERY insistent. pic.twitter.com/jqcsinDavo
— Herald Emeritus (@VariedOpinions) April 26, 2020
I lost my virginity outside on a tree in the middle of winter next to the town’s police station. #OddPlacesIHadSexIn
— Liz Katz (@LizKatzOfficial) April 26, 2020