A fun thing about having teens is how they text you from school to tell you they don’t like their lunch.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 15, 2017
Babies&small children need attention 24/7. Then they become teens& hide in their rooms, avoiding you as much as possible, to make up for it.
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) June 18, 2016
According to my teenage sons the appropriate number of squirts of Axe Body Spray is somewhere between 38 and 579.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 27, 2017
95% of my teenager’s room could be a laundry basket and he’d manage to throw his clothes in the 5% that wasn’t.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 31, 2017
Teen tried to make a dramatic exit by slamming my door, but there was a towel on the knob. No slam, & no dignity for her as I died laughing.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 2, 2017
Nothing makes me more nervous than a text from my teenage son that says, “How soon will you and mom be home?”
— Travis Bone (@FinallyHeSleeps) January 24, 2016
A nice thing my teenage son does to help around the house is tell us when we’re out of the junk food he likes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 13, 2016
Just changed the Netflix password so my teenager has to come out of his room to talk to me.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) October 16, 2016
[Me before teens]
*super irritated that people always say, “Oh you think it’s bad now just wait til they’re teens…”*
[Me after teens]
GOD HELP US THEY WERE RIGHT
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) December 11, 2017