Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Are Officially Dating And The Jokes Have Already Begun

If you're in line to date Pete Davidson STAY IN LINE. It's your constitutional right.

— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) November 15, 2022

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) November 14, 2022

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

— Teresa (@teresaeliz) November 14, 2022

Pete Davidson doesn't know who hes fucking with pic.twitter.com/Uz3kFJnarb

— shaikhu khan (@xshaikhu04) November 14, 2022

dont matter if Pete Davidson got Emily Ratajkowski. Gibby been had that 💯 pic.twitter.com/rTMgPkXzwS

— . 🦦 . (@Fyredistro) November 14, 2022

Call her a Lyft or Pete Davidson will

— Lyft (@lyft) November 14, 2022

Me waiting for my turn with Pete Davidson pic.twitter.com/W3EeJvIE6z

— chillin like a villain till i die (@craisinpuff) November 14, 2022

convinced we're in a simulation and pete davidson has admin access https://t.co/VBvWvMslW0

— arms (@TheRealArms) November 14, 2022

I be checking my girls phone everyday to make sure she ain’t texting Pete Davidson

— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) November 14, 2022

me checking for Pete Davidson before i take off from my girl’s house pic.twitter.com/cGvOSfkwGQ

— Johnny B. Goode 🇯🇲 (@Ad3m___) November 14, 2022

paddington bear is dating pete davidson

— Paddington Bear Updates (no affiliation) (@fakepaddington) November 14, 2022

Pete Davidson is the Harry Dubin of Hollywood https://t.co/TnOqiP6OJA

— Alex by Alene Too (@marysolscup) November 14, 2022

Pete Davidson would have stole Helen Of Troy from both those mfs.

— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) November 14, 2022

Pete Davidson got Mfs looking at themselves in the mirror talking bout “What does he have that I don’t”😭😭

— 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’😵‍💫 (@OvOBrezzzy) November 14, 2022

Did you kiss your gf goodnight or does Pete Davidson have to do it?

— Keri (3am edition) (@kerionmywayward) November 15, 2022

Nah Pete Davidson putting up prime Michael Jordan numbers with these beautiful hollywood women

— mev 🏀🧸🌹 (@mevvybear) November 14, 2022

The best part of these Pete Davidson stories is they always pair an absolutely flawless photo of the girl with a shot of him that looks like he just got caught dumpster diving behind an Arby's. https://t.co/gyacMQ4rCl

— David Faciane (@davidfaciane) November 14, 2022

Truly nobody in human history has had a better year than Pete Davidson’s 2022 pic.twitter.com/tBl8rVtzU5

— IG @ jokeshub (@jokeshuub) November 14, 2022

why do these women want to date pete davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 15, 2022

if you’re looking to date Pete Davidson there are 5 of them at your local Kwik Trip

— Kwik Trip (@KwikTrip) November 15, 2022