Jon
11.
A girl invited me over once, and when I arrived she said “hope you’re ready to get steamy”.
I thanked her for the tea she’d given me (in a floral granny cup, no less) and left.
We were both in our early 20s.
— Mark Butterworth (@butterworthm89) August 18, 2020
12.
Woke up one morning and realised I didn’t want to go up to visit him any more cos I realised I didn’t like his voice lmao https://t.co/CeVDqjPQmH
— i hate the coron-Ewa-rus (@EwaSR) August 18, 2020
13.
Said my tattoos were shit and unjokingly said I should run it past him the next time I wanted one doing. https://t.co/nCgglXuBC5
— Bister Mungle (@TheAmyHorror) August 18, 2020
14.
He made me watch Troy and kept reciting awful lines of it. 😱
— Miranda Dickinson (@wurdsmyth) August 18, 2020
15.
She could not EVER be on time. Averaged over an hour late no matter what the occasion was. I should have just brought a book
— Rosser Johnson (@doctor_rosser) August 18, 2020
16.
Someone put tomato ketchup on my mum’s cooking. That was it for me.
— Ilona Mitchell 🏴 (@IlonaNMarlie) August 18, 2020
17.
His upper and lower eyelashes grew towards each other and I couldn’t stop imagining the Aeon Flux fly eye. Also, he ordered his steak well done. pic.twitter.com/kVQvicQ1mM
— Cheri Clarkin (@ChatChapeau) August 18, 2020
18.
One really cool guitarist, he was so cool, 6’3, his hair was kind of long, lovely. We were walking up the street and his hair tie broke and all of a sudden he just had a bob and it was all I could see.
— Dilín Ó Dose (@MimiVonPeach) August 18, 2020
19.
he refused to follow the very clear census instructions on his 2016 census form and i just knew i couldn’t handle that sort of chaotic energy https://t.co/YPLZ2JE8IB
— Ruth From Home (@RuthieFizz) August 18, 2020
20.
My cat didn’t like him.
— Dot to Dot (Mrs) (@dgtwatter) August 18, 2020
