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I once dated somebody who worked in Lush. I’m sensitive to perfumes so I’d sneeze, cough and stream my eyes every time we met. I soon told him it was an issue but he wouldn’t give up Lush products. I couldn’t be with a man who valued a Jumping Juniper shampoo bar more than me. https://t.co/RTeRK17gKQ
— Anthony O’Shaughnessy (@anthonyshock) August 18, 2020
22.
I vividly remember my attraction turning into unattraction when this guy did acrobatics to avoid stepping on grass while getting into a car. He said he was scared of stepping on dog poo. Later, we ordered a pizza and he said no mushrooms. Why? Because they grow in grass. https://t.co/q9cL60xRIP
— HeatherJustCreate (@hetjustcreate) August 19, 2020
23.
I found mirrored sunglasses in his glove compartment while he went in for petrol. I was only about 16 and they were the equivalent of Crocs at the time 😕
— EV (@EmmaveeeEv) August 18, 2020
24.
his kisses were too wet. not sloppy, just wetter than I would like. in hindsight, it was because the inside of his mouth was wet. like everyone’s. so…sorry about that. https://t.co/b3TNcXgdLE
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) August 18, 2020
25.
My ex-h at marriage guidance said he had a problem with me because I “left my tampax in the bathroom” and “left cutlery in the sink after washing up” 😆. I still snigger to myself when I leave cutlery in the sink.
— Vicky (@twinklevic77) August 18, 2020
26.
Someone I know decided to end it when they spotted a Savage Garden CD.
— TimboInLimbo (@piefacedcheek) August 18, 2020
27.
I broke up with a guy who insisted we sit in the front row of the cinema. Weirdo.
— NoTimorousBeastie (@NotTimorous) August 18, 2020
28.
I broke up with someone because he talked (and criticised ) the whole way through Downton Abbey. This was on the back of him saying that his first dog show was the worst day of his life…. I didn’t care, he collected hats and wore lederhosen to our first date…. goodbye.. 😊
— Bronagh Mc Quillan (@McBronagh) August 18, 2020
29.
I had a friend who broke up with his girlfriend over whether fish fingers should be grilled or fried.
— lairdofdarkness (@lairdofdarkness) August 18, 2020
30.
First time I went into his bedroom, about three dates in, and discovered he’d saved every single empty beer can he’d drank from since the age of about 15. They were piled floor to ceiling. Not even unusual ones. Just a bazillion empty John Smith’s cans etc.
— It’s Louise, alright? 🇪🇺 (@InTheButtonJar) August 18, 2020
