24 Reasons You Shouldn’t Smoke The Weed

11. Because your remote did nothing to deserve this:

12. Because your hot sauce/ranch drippings might inspire artwork like this:

13. Because you might confused a mattress for an ice cream sandwich:

14. Because bathroom fixtures may start resembling…other things:

15. Because you might confuse yourself with…yourself:

16. Because technology might betray you:

17. Because the English language is far too confusing for a stoned brain:

18. Because you might zoom in on your desktop infinitely:

19. Because you might force your siblings to watch videos like this:

20. Because you look like Shrek come dinnertime: