11.
I was a delivery driver for a pizza place that was open until 3am. One night my last customer paid with a fake hundred. When my manager finally convinced me to call the cops they took the fake as evidence and called me 20 minutes later to tell me there was nothing he could do.
— Normal Brian (@AlienDeud) June 8, 2020
12.
This was a few months after the WTO protest where the cops beat everyone up & teargassed people (!) & they were rightfully criticized so for the Mardi Gras riot the spd decided to not do anything at all for hours & a guy got killed. The next morning there was 6.8 earthquake🤪
— Justin🌋Boldaji بلداجي (@justinboldaji) June 8, 2020
13.
It’s Tasmania, they just went down the list of the 27 people who probably did it.
— Possum Comitatus (@Pollytics) June 8, 2020
lmfao @ this actually being what happened
— IMMEDIATE DECAPITATION (杀人偿命) (@ripplebrain) June 9, 2020
14.
A private security system.
That you paid for.
I’m glad you got your stuff back — it’s nice to see they mitigate SOME of their damage — but buying security is literally 90% of that story.
Not dissing you, but even when there’s a happy ending it’s meh.
— Jascollins? He’s just some guy… (@jascollins) June 9, 2020
15.
Had my watch stolen, reported it, and was advised to look out for it on eBay. Sure enough, a few weeks later it turned up! I told the police and they advised me to buy it back. https://t.co/nPFjAxmKrA
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) June 8, 2020
16.
Basically you’re the cop in this scenario cuz that’s probably all they would’ve done.
— eve (@evenoadam_) June 9, 2020
17.
When my house was robbed the Gardai showed up, said it was travellers, had a look around, left and that was that.
I hope the ‘travellers’ enjoyed my PS2 games and Jackie Chan DVDs. https://t.co/jXPWTNjGbB
— James Keating (@landsleaving) June 9, 2020
18.
Friends house got cleaned out in a burglary, computer pinged the location when it was next turned on, police did nothing and wouldn’t close the case for two months so the insurers didn’t pay out. They had to load emergency purchases onto credit cards. https://t.co/nDEfeEEgrp
— P.G. Chodehouse (@mynnoj) June 8, 2020
19.
I had a chat to a copper later who explained their approach to burglaries was that preventing them was too difficult, investigating them was too much work for too little pay off and most people with “real valuables” had enough insurance anyway.
I of course did not.
— grug stan (@grugstan) June 8, 2020
20.
Cops say he’s not at our doorstop anymore so they can’t do anything, don’t even send a car lol
— BIGDOGTSHIRTDOG (@bigdogtshirtdog) June 8, 2020