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24 Legitimately Funny “Quarantine Routine” Tweets

It’s hard to figure out how to structure life during quarantine. Many folks are out of work, kids were sent home from college, and the usual rounds of social activities are completely over. People are so used to being busy that this sudden halt in activity is exacerbating the stress of an already stressful situation.

That’s probably why the well-meaning @plntbasedcutie shared their quarantine routine on Twitter, outlining a regimented schedule of learning, cleaning, and exercising that seems rigorous even during normal times:

There were a lot of people inspired by this list of activities, but quite a number who were like, “No way, b*tch.”

As many folks replied, they were not in a mental state to do much of anything at all:

Others took it much farther and started parodying @plntbasedcutie’s daily to-do list with their own quarantine schedules. Most involved a lot more crying, self-pleasure, and staring in dread at their phones. Personally, I’m trying to strike a balance. In the morning I work and in the afternoon I cry. Scroll through for more suggestions on how to weather the apocalypse:

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