Everyone is stuck in quarantine and in lockdown (or at least the non-mutants among us) and the only way to not go crazy is to be on the Internet. People have taken to playing Twitter games with more zest than ever before, and the latest one comes from a Twitter user named Lina Lundin who recently asked, “What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking?”
It’s similar to the Twitter game “What’s something you can say during a family dinner and while having sex” but has more room for fun, in my opinion.
Clearly, many others agreed, as Lundin’s tweet racked up over 25K likes and over 26K responses within a couple of days’ time. Scroll through and see if you can find a funnier alternative than “Do you want to toss the salad?”, I dare you.
I’ll take yours out now and leave dad’s in a bit longer.
— RokkiJp (@rokki8100) July 1, 2020
do you like soup
— james (@heybuddy_comic) July 1, 2020
— Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) July 1, 2020
This isn’t going great, let’s just order pizza.
— President Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) June 30, 2020
This smells terrible, but I can’t stop eating it.
— TRon SwansonBarker (@wrongnowshutup2) July 1, 2020
“does this smell out of date?”
— Corbyn’s Angry JEWISH Cat 🐱🌹#BlackLivesMatter (@ChampagneDosser) July 1, 2020
“So are you gonna help me with the cleanup or not?”
— S w e t a P a t e l (@sweta2311) July 1, 2020
I love it pink in the middle.
— José (@josecanyousee) July 2, 2020
mama mia that’s a biguh meat ball
— simp bizkit (@jimbobrays_) July 1, 2020
Is it supposed to taste like this ?
— Monsignor it’s all Corbyn’s fault. (@ItCorbyn) July 1, 2020