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#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick
I cheated on my work boyfriend with my McDonald’s boyfriend and he knows.. pic.twitter.com/s3aOVJxIjy— Ellë Perry (@EllePerry7) February 4, 2020
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Busy conducting a #BabyNut vs. #BabyYoda opinion poll #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/UCuT7EI6oG
— ❀ Sɪᴍᴏɴᴇ ❀ (@Simbra75) February 4, 2020
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Anal Glaucoma. Can’t see my ass going to work. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/m7qVzeoQUV
— Karmin (@beingkarmin) February 4, 2020
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My purse keeps telling me to bring it Han Solo. I’m scared of it. #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/I1fCvIaOit
— Kristen Whitworth (@vespervega) February 4, 2020
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I’ve come down with a mysterious illness that only effects me during working hours #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick
— Michael (@Sckswithsandals) February 4, 2020
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#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick It will kill my vibe if I come in…. pic.twitter.com/XSDSfVymtl
— Ric Rattlehead (@Ric_Rattlehead) February 4, 2020
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You have nothing to wear #StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/UOZgCpwlzA
— ᎷᏚ. ᎡᎬᎠᎠᏚ ❤️ (@loret826) February 4, 2020
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Slipped, tripped, and accidentally sat on Fusilli Jerry!#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick pic.twitter.com/T1PJOnCndn
— ℂ (@TheSeaRose) February 4, 2020
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#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick because I called out yesterday, 2 days is more believable
— Justme (@Ladyfish666) February 4, 2020
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#StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick
Still awake from 24 hour cocaine binge.— Rachel July (@RachelJuly16) February 4, 2020
