Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the top tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the most hilarious tweets we saw this week.
REPORTER: Did you copy Michelle’s speech?
MELANIA TRUMP: Did you copy Michelle’s speech?
*Trump aide whispers in her ear*
MELANIA TRUMP: no
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) July 19, 2016
woah giuliani plagiarized his speech too pic.twitter.com/gDAK846CdS
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) July 19, 2016
If you get robot arms don’t get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]
— Shawn (@online_shawn) December 20, 2015
when you start to tell me about your run pic.twitter.com/nPJNpqVwtO
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) July 14, 2016
[Movie is rated R for extreme graphic violence]
Me to my kids: This is gonna be awesome!
[& partial nudity]
Me: on that part close ur eyes
— Dirt McTurd (@DirtMcTurd) July 18, 2016
Can’t afford Apple iPhone Headphones? Hellmann’s Squeezy Mayonnaise makes an excellent cheap alternative. pic.twitter.com/cYQ9jBWkiG
— Ollie Garch (@ojedge) July 17, 2016
Katy Perry timeline:
2013 – releases Roar
2016 – releases Rise
2019 – releases Maul
2020 – reveals she’s a bear. Rebrands as Katy Beary.
— Finch (@finchlynch) July 15, 2016
he stepped in my fucking highlighter pic.twitter.com/3jDkcg3swz
— vamp (@bethxnyvaldes) July 14, 2016
my nephew walked into the room eating a raw hotdog he got out of the garage fridge so let’s not write off 2016 quite yet
— Meth Lab for Cutie (@kiralc) July 19, 2016
TimeHop is essential for celebrating important anniversaries 💁🏼 pic.twitter.com/yvdU0VD7sp
— molly (@MollySneed) July 16, 2016
Wanna feel old? The Lost numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 are now 15, 19, 26, 27, 34, and 53.
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 17, 2016
Steps 1-3: place life vest on baby
Step 4: exit the plane
Step 5-6: shit we forgot the baby, go get the baby pic.twitter.com/8goLVFx13k
— Meowrin (@marinhubka) March 29, 2015
not unlike jury duty, every American eventually gets a letter in the mail indicating that it’s their turn to feud with Taylor Swift
— huntigula (@huntigula) July 20, 2016
GOD: That’s the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones
ANGEL: Will do
GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
— Geeky Steven (@geekysteven) July 20, 2016
— (((Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) July 19, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s most hilarious tweets.